Dear Mythology Class,

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to have an excuse to watch Star Wars as research for a paper. I shall enjoy identifying all the unlikely heroes, twin sibling special attributes, and daddy issues contained within and comparing them to texts such as The Odyssey, Arthurian legend, and others ( Read more... )

Dear Fellow Astronomy Students,

I really fail to understand why you are in this class if you are going to whine about going outside in the dark and supposed cold to look at the sky and/or do other outside "scale of the universe" activities. Seriously. What do you think this is ( Read more... )

I don't know why I worry about what people think of me so much re: my JoBro love, but for two seconds just now I thought, "Oh, I've tortured everyone with enough JoBros for one day." Then I smacked myself and thought, "Um, duh, if people think I'm ridiculous they wouldn't be my friends, now would they ( Read more... )

Dear Starbucks and Every Grocery StoreToday, at the Clark College Bakery I purchased one (1) loaf of bread and one (1) blueberry scone. Grocery Stores, please note my loaf of awesome home-baked-like bread was $1.75. Starbucks, please note my blueberry scone was sixty cents. SIXTY CENTS. And HUGE. I am so over you both for my bakery needs ( Read more... )

Dear American Idol,

DON'T EVER FUCKING DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME???

Gah!!

Two heart attacks later,
Me

P.S. Also? Why couldn't Slash have been a mentor last season, you bastards? How cool would that have been??

Dear Andy Skib,

Damn it. I... I don't have any room anymore. I didn't ever think there'd be limited space, but geez, man, I just don't know. See, I'm here, listening to your frankly awesome band To Have Heroes and like, it's all awesome and stuff. And like, I'm kind of falling for you now and... this is a problem ( Read more... )